Come On Down to Tiny Town

Ye Olde Ren Faire Towne…

Aug. 25, 2009 - Tiny Town U.S.A.

Well as our mayor leaves the question keeps arising… who’s gonna be king?! We all know that Ren. Faire is the most important event in our towne… in fact, so much that we celebrate it every day, and the election of king is coming up!  It’s time for political turmoil and wheeling and dealing to begin.

But that’s not all! The other, lesser regal members of the towne have a bit of fun up their own sleeves.  The two towne jesters keep are trying out their own brand of humor, the towne Rapunzel just can’t seem to find love, the owner of Medieval times wants to keep up with the times and keep business, the towne fifteen year old wants to be the cardboard king, the towne love birds need to figure out their divorce settlements, the towne a capella group is making a run to change the dynamics of the towne with the deep voiced bar tender and that loveable ol’ trollup Anne can’t stop fucking everyone.

But really, the question comes down to who will offend the champion jouster Justin.  Whoever will is in for a fight… unless Jester Nate can lighten the mood and walk into a bar somewhere.

Don’t take the blue pill…

Aug. 18th, 2009 - Tiny Town U.S.A.

Well, brothers and sisters, that damn pharmacist Nate has done it again… he’s switched all our pills around! Now none of us have the right prescription in our small town! With all this going down, how are we supposed to make love to our relatives?!

That’s right, in our town, brutally riddled with incest, venereal diseases and anti-depressents, we’ve got to figure out who’s prescriptions are who’s… and whether or not Cocaine is technically a legal drug and how Alan keeps getting it.

Also, the mayor has dissapeared after a skydiving accident! But don’t worry! Mike, our resident Eagle Scout is on the search.  And once we get the mayor back maybe we can figure out just who took the special pill! But until then we can sit back, listen to how our dad John can outfox Herpes, how twins Marielena and Lauren are dealing with heartbreak, and hope to God the FDA doesn’t show up!

But if they do, we can fuck them all to death!

The God’s must be inhabiting our bodies…

Aug. 4th, 2009 - Tiny Town U.S.A.

In a strange epidemic around Tiny Town it appears that God’s are freely inhabiting residents’ bodies and controlling their actions!

That’s right! God’s of all shapes, sizes and creeds have been running amuck in Tiny Town.  Greek gods, Norse gods, Cherokee gods, why it seems absolutely everyone has some sort of super secret power.

But what God’s hate who? How does this affect the Christian community? Why does everyone in the town also suddenly want to fuck animals of all shapes and sizes? And why does Bryce’s beard look so goddamn similar to Zeus?

One things for sure, it ends with a sun setting on Alan, and burning him to death, and an excessive amount of beastiality.