Don’t take the blue pill…
Aug. 18th, 2009 - Tiny Town U.S.A.
Well, brothers and sisters, that damn pharmacist Nate has done it again… he’s switched all our pills around! Now none of us have the right prescription in our small town! With all this going down, how are we supposed to make love to our relatives?!
That’s right, in our town, brutally riddled with incest, venereal diseases and anti-depressents, we’ve got to figure out who’s prescriptions are who’s… and whether or not Cocaine is technically a legal drug and how Alan keeps getting it.
Also, the mayor has dissapeared after a skydiving accident! But don’t worry! Mike, our resident Eagle Scout is on the search. And once we get the mayor back maybe we can figure out just who took the special pill! But until then we can sit back, listen to how our dad John can outfox Herpes, how twins Marielena and Lauren are dealing with heartbreak, and hope to God the FDA doesn’t show up!
But if they do, we can fuck them all to death!
